Under the veil of darkness and the Halloween moon, two lovers will celebrate…

AN EVENING OF WINE

AND TERROR

GRAYTON NEWMAN • LAINA NEWMAN in “AN EVENING OF WINE AND TERROR”

RULES & GUIDELINES

  1. Costumes are strongly encouraged for the event. Consider this the single most important Halloween costume of your life.

  2. Do not come dressed as Frankenstein’s Monster.

  3. If you can, Uber to the event.

  4. Do not wear a morph-suit, Johnny.

  5. If you have a speech prepared, please discard it. There will be no microphones at this event, and if you attempt a speech you will be escorted off of the premises by a team of highly armed bodyguards.

  6. Those dressed as vampires will be given priority treatment.

  7. Have fun!

  8. But not too much fun.

  9. Just kidding!